Parties up and comming
What doesn't kill us...
2 weeks in the past, Back on the horse we go
7 days gone by, one week in
Day 1...again
The email sent round the world (of my friends)
And the Asshole of the year award goes too...
The BEST email I've ever gotten (addendum to "what I've learned so far")
The Camping trip...OF DOOM
What I've learned so far...

Parties up and comming

metroninja | 07 February, 2007 15:32

So friday is the ABC party (anything but clothes) and I'm looking very much forward to it.  It's taking my creativity to new levels and it's hard to not revisit previously used standards like caution tape or duck tape.  Plus I'm planing for next months party and trying to lock down a theme, much more inside (including house and bike stuff). (More)

What doesn't kill us...

metroninja | 18 January, 2007 16:56

Makes us stronger.  But fuck if it doesn't hurt for a while.  I think it'll be 1 month come tomorrow since dumpsville and I couldn't be happier to say goodbye to this past month of suck.  Nothing but a future of blue skies lie ahead... or so I hope :-) (More)

2 weeks in the past, Back on the horse we go

metroninja | 08 January, 2007 21:08

Yee Hahw, it's strange how much perspective 2 weeks can give you.  Sometimes I hate being a guy...actually not really since there are very few instances where I can think of where I'd want to be a woman (minus having a great rack).  Well women get longer orgasms and that would be sweet.  Anyways back on the subject I've done my time and already things are turning around for the better (More)

7 days gone by, one week in

metroninja | 29 December, 2006 15:11

So it's been 7 days since I got dumped, figured it was time for an update.  So there has been no contact as is typical with me, cold turkey is always really hard at first but the best way to move on.  With all the stuff needing to be completed at my house it's been rather stressful and made things more difficult then on average but I'm getting bye.  I've done a lot more reflecting on the relationship and shit and I'm feeling a lot better.  I mean who would want to be with someone that would bail on them out of the blue, unwilling to work anything out?  Not me, that's for sure.

 The only thing I'm really bent about is New Years, I'm pretty much totally fucked as far as a date to my own party.  I'm not the type to go out and bang some hot chick right after I get dumped and right about now that's about the only chicks that are available to come to the party...hooooo's.  Not to mention I rarely settle for less then greatness so I'll likely be standing around looking stupid come midnight Sunday.  Such is life or so they say...

 As to the house, the hot tub sprung a leak, the plumbers are taking longer then we thought and we'll only have one bathroom for the party (girls + alcohol + one bathroom = BAD)  but I'm sure we'll get by.  This house is an endless money sink and I am starting to fear that I'll never get it how I want it, but I think that's kind of always the case with old houses.  Also, I've started my unyielding workout again to get my ass back in the shape...really really good shape.  I've been too stressed and busy the past few months but I'm not going to let anymore bullshit get in my way.

 That's about all for now, I'll see you in a week (or sooner if the party goes well and was interesting).

Day 1...again

metroninja | 23 December, 2006 16:40

Day 1 of the 2 week recovery period that is sure to follow a breakup.  It happens to the best of us, but for the first time in many years I didn't see it comming at all, I was completely blind-sided.  I got dumped.

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The email sent round the world (of my friends)

metroninja | 29 September, 2006 14:31

Should I be above shit like this?  Yes.  Do I normally turn the other cheek and just move on?  Yes.  At the same time everyone messes up every now and again and somtimes people do something so dumb that I can't help but jump in and say my piece.  I do regret stepping in as I should be better then this but none the less it's still rather funny. (More)

And the Asshole of the year award goes too...

metroninja | 21 August, 2006 15:19

Another weekend, another great story. Nicole was up here for another amazing weekend (3rd in a row) and things just can't seem to go sour no matter how hard we try to ruin it. I try and play video games, nerd out, be an asshole and she just sees right through my tricks. Well there is one story that MUST be told as it is the apogee, fastigium or one might even say the consummation of my career being an asshole (big words used to abate Sule's lust for them)...and well frankly I am in complete agreement that I was a 100% cock on a stick this weekend. BUT the guy had it comming to him...

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The BEST email I've ever gotten (addendum to "what I've learned so far")

metroninja | 14 August, 2006 09:44

So some of you know about my dating exploits, some don't. I'm going to flesh one out for those not in the know so you can truly appreciate this gem of an email. I seriously want to print it out and frame this shit...it's that fucking golden.

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The Camping trip...OF DOOM

metroninja | 03 August, 2006 15:45

So the 3rd anual Steinfeld camping trip took place this past weekend and boy was it a doozy. The first year was adorned with drunkeness and toga parties, the 2nd year was at a shitty lake and filled with people who are no longer part of the Steinfeld extended family ( sisters and my own Ex's). This year on the other hand crossed many different lines, and being that this is public domain almost none of these stories will get told here :-) (More)

What I've learned so far...

metroninja | 26 July, 2006 10:12

So since I've been dating pretty heavily there are a few things I've learned and I figured it would be a good time to impart this knowledge. Though a lot of these things seem like they would be standard knowledge it should come as no surprise that in many cases they are in fact not. (More)

Break in period - also some good idea/bad idea

metroninja | 21 July, 2006 15:34

You know when you buy a new car or motorcycle, you are supposed to keep it under a certain speed and keep the engine under a certain RPM? I think getting back into the dating scene is like that for me. It takes me a little time to test the waters, fuck up some and then fuck up some more before I really start to hit my stride. (More)

Warped de la tour 06

metroninja | 17 July, 2006 14:07

On Wednesday I checked the calender to see what was going on this weekend and to my surprise I noticed it was Warped Tour weekend at the Gorge and had completely forgotten about it. I quickly got Sule on board and we decided to head up there the night before to camp out. Obviously the whole aim of the trip was built around the pre-party at the campgrounds, not so much the mediocre line up of the warped tour this year.

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Party Crashers

metroninja | 09 July, 2006 12:13

So Sule and I have branched out our weekend activities lately and things have gotten a lot more interesting since. I've also learned my bar game is completely lacking lately so it's been good to get back on the proverbial horse.

Sule sent me a link to an evite that he wanted to go to last night (saturday) and I was down so we decided to head over there around 7:30. Little did I know that Sule had no idea who anyone there was since he simply found the evite on the internet...a key detail he neglected to tell me.

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And....were back

metroninja | 09 July, 2006 12:06

I know it looks like a shit pie right now but that's cause it's the default theme. I just wanted to get a working front page back up so I'll probably be modifying the shit out of the theme but that takes way more time. Plus i have way too many stories to enter so soon enough you'll read my stories AND they'll look pretty, for now just read.

Gallery is actually still at www.geeksui.com/cpg/ , I'll update the link at the top when I get to it.

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